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Very soon in the future., life will be even more grand than it is now. The masters of the universe; (also self proclaimed as aliens), have wonderous plans for society. — In Greenies we here anarchy as shots are fired on the streets and shots are injected. Then we hear the (A.I.)liens singing a commercial for us to the tune of an old opera. (which they hope you don’t notice they borrowed the music, since they think they are highly intelligent like Saccharin.)” Real meat is the thing of dreamies, since you are forced to eat at Greenies. Just embrace the circumstance, we don’t want the bovine flatulence. That’s why when you eat at Greenies, you can’t have beef or weenies. Lab grown goo is what you chew. Depopulate is what we do!.
Then we hear the (A.I.)lien automated attendant tell us the menu and the rules. –“Hi and welcome to Greenies. I am your automated attendant. Today’s choice is a petri dish burger on a shredded corn cobb bun with a side of dehydrated dandelions for only $89.99. Please line up at the scanner to your social credit score checked to see if you are allowed to eat today. That’s right folks step on through! Pay your carbon tax now if you think you will have gas after eating. Tomorrow your choice is a lab grown powdered mealworm sandwich, with orange slug sauce on bamboo bread. This is served with a side of nettles. See you tomorrow!
And, still, after all of this deliciousness “I’m Hungry”